Fans: The Global Assrock Conspiracy
Welcome to the offical website of the Global Ass Rock Conspiracy (GARC) - the offical Assrockers fan club.

GARC members are the hardest of hardcore Assrocker devotees, and are willing to do anything (anything) to support their favorite band. Loyalty and support are generously rewarded with all manner of perk and gimmickry, including your own assrocker name, a bunch of email, the freedom to buy us beer and the coveted opportunity to rip yer clothes off while we play.

Yes, all this and more absolutely FREE!

Get on the Assrock bandwagon so we can stop laughing at you! Sign up for the GARC below. You'll never do a more productive act. Note that entering an email address is required to submit this form.

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